Tag: funny
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April 21, 2008 01:02 PM EDT --
A few months ago one of my cats (shadow) brought me a furry little trophy. You guessed it a mouse. We live sort of in the country so from time to time we will get one. The cats quickly . . . more
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June 14, 2008 12:00 AM EDT --
BYe bye triple points week.
Drove my chevy to the levy and started to weep.
The week just seemed to creep by,
When will you ever come back???
When will you ever . . . more
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September 06, 2008 01:05 PM EDT --
GM Like Computer Industry
Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer . . . more
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December 21, 2007 02:24 PM EST --
Plants run fevers when they are sick.
The founder of Kodak, George Eastman, hated having his picture taken.
Lemon Pledge has more lemons than Country Time Lemonade.
Alaxender Graham Bell would . . . more
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September 05, 2008 01:22 PM EDT --
Sorry in advance to any blondes.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front . . . more
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January 01, 2008 02:01 PM EST --
I left early afternoon for New Jersey on Christmas Day. Boston South Station was pretty much like a ghost town.
On my way to South Station I get on the subway (red line) .
As im sititng there . . . more
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August 31, 2008 10:44 AM EDT --
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will . . . more
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September 03, 2008 11:55 PM EDT --
You might be a redneck Jedi if...
You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
You have ever used your light saber to open a . . . more
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May 10, 2008 03:24 PM EDT --
My gf, Heather, just sent this link to me and it's absolutely hilarious. Have a look and tell me what you think:
http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=29100
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August 25, 2008 10:30 PM EDT --
A friend of mine who appreciates the fact that I have 6 boys sent me this in my email tonight- I nearly peed my pants!
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches . . . more
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July 04, 2008 06:32 PM EDT --
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk, Virginia.
Ducks . . . more
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March 16, 2008 12:56 AM EDT --
Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their . . . more
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April 03, 2008 11:04 PM EDT --
The top 10 unintentionally worst company URL
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today's
world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name . . . more
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May 22, 2008 09:29 AM EDT --
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, 'I didn't sleep
with my wife before we got married, Did you?'Leroy replied, 'I'm . . . more
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June 25, 2008 08:13 AM EDT --
Some of the Best 'Out of Office' Automatic email Replies
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
Please be prepared for . . . more
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July 01, 2008 10:18 AM EDT --
Rules Of Washington D.C.
- If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.
- Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily.
- There is always one more son of a gun than you . . . more
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March 28, 2008 06:59 PM EDT --
I wrote a quick article earlier about some funny/shocking news that I received and some people that responded to it mentioned things hidden in their own family's closet. This got me to thinking........Do . . . more
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April 14, 2008 10:22 AM EDT --
DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as . . . more
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April 05, 2008 09:25 PM EDT --
While I was at a birthday party that my 4 year old was invited to I was casually asked my age. I have no problem being 41 so I said 41, why? "Gasp" went this obviously untactful . . . more
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February 23, 2008 05:06 PM EST --
A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him sprinkling water on it. The Rabbi asked, ''What . . . more
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