Tag: stuff
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June 14, 2008 12:00 AM EDT --
BYe bye triple points week.
Drove my chevy to the levy and started to weep.
The week just seemed to creep by,
When will you ever come back???
When will you ever . . . more
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September 07, 2008 11:01 PM EDT --
My husband's ID card and credit card have gone missing, once again. It used to stress me out because we used a joint credit card. But now he has his own credit card, so it's almost amusing to watch . . . more
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February 23, 2008 05:06 PM EST --
A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him sprinkling water on it. The Rabbi asked, ''What . . . more
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March 01, 2008 10:10 PM EST --
I had one hell of a sinus cold last week.
I woke myself up with my snoring, on Monday morning. The snoring did not stop.
Yep, I had 3 days of non . . . more
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June 18, 2008 11:15 PM EDT --
I received a coupon for a free package of the Yoplait's Kids Club Yogurt in today's mail! It's a $2.50 value (assuming I remember to use it before the expiration date). I am really happy because . . . more
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January 29, 2008 08:38 AM EST --
Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor:
"Make me one with everything."
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April 16, 2008 10:46 PM EDT --
If you are a BoomerTowne member, please send a Friend Request to me (user name "inphri"). Or, if you would rather I send you a Friend Request, please post your user name in the comments below. . . . more
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January 05, 2008 02:10 AM EST --
Escaped Midget!
What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail?
A small medium at large!
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March 21, 2008 07:30 AM EDT --
A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch went to apply to be a pirate.
Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg?
Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war.
Interviewer: . . . more
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January 05, 2008 02:37 PM EST --
Fred and Mary got married, but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny , Fred's little brother, . . . more
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January 06, 2008 02:11 PM EST --
Smoking Hot older ladies in the rain;
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, . . . more
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February 02, 2008 09:18 PM EST --
Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym, his wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip . . . more
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February 25, 2008 07:10 AM EST --
''My God! What happened to you?'' the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
''I got in a tiff with Riley.''
''Riley? He's . . . more
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February 26, 2008 12:08 AM EST --
A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on . . . more
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March 01, 2008 09:01 PM EST --
Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their terrace house.
After a few days, a young attractive woman applied for the . . . more
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March 02, 2008 07:01 PM EST --
A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.
Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still . . . more
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March 05, 2008 10:36 PM EST --
This was sent to me in an e-mail. I was wondering if anyone could answer any of these questions for me? Or is there simply no answer at all for most or all of them?
Why do we . . . more
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March 11, 2008 06:41 AM EDT --
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could . . . more
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March 14, 2008 12:03 AM EDT --
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor . . . more
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March 14, 2008 08:56 PM EDT --
Two bats are going for their midnight feed.
After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood.
The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first . . . more
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